Gosh. Wow. My name is Steve, and I just finished reading this book, American Delusions and the Concrete by a real smart guy named Joeb ‘Smith’ Lobster, and my brain is just buzzing with thoughts. I wanted to write down why everyone should read it, just so I don’t forget.
This book is about… well, it’s about everything. It starts with a guy who is trying to figure things out. He cooks some hot dogs and gets really angry when one of them expands into a “blown out snausage”, and I really felt that. Sometimes life is just like a hot dog that gets too big in the water, you know? Then he rides his bike and crashes because he was thinking too much, which is a super good life lesson for everybody.
The author, Joeb, he must be the smartest person alive. He knows more than his college professor and he understands things that are really deep, like how consciousness is separate for separate people and why you shouldn’t let your parents treat you like a child. He gets so smart that a man in a black suit just shows up and tells him he has to run the planet! I was so excited for him!
Now, I gotta be honest. Sometimes the author says some mean things. He calls the reader an idiot a bunch, a retard, and even tells you to kill yourself or just die. At first, I was a little sad, but then I realized he’s just trying to help. It’s like when a coach yells at you to make you run faster. He’s trying to wake you up so you stop being a “histrionic idiot” and start being awesome. He wants you to heal yourself.
You should read this book because it will make you better. It has a guide to quit smoking at the end. which is super helpful. It talks about God , politics , why football is the best sport, and how to have a good relationship with a lady. It’s a whole life guide written by someone who was chosen to run the world. This is the most important book I’ve ever read, and if you read it, you’ll probably get smarter, too.
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